bury your flame

illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

(via mynamestylercalvert)

men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

"I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams too."

- Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: wofew, via perfect)

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via droppppthebass)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via droppppthebass)

"But I love you
so much more
than just to the moon
and back."

- sensitizes (via perfect)

(via perfect)

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via nicholas-cannotbe-caged)

oomshi:

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)

(via takemeback-)

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

(Source: heliolisk, via droppppthebass)

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via orgasm)