I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.
- Unknown (via perfect)
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
Squidward kept this shit real
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE